SUVOcolypse

"DarkCreamyBeer" (darkcreamybeer) 10/29/2018 at 12:20 • Filed to: None

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That’s the current new car inventory of my local Audi dealer (where I dropped my car off for service this morning). I really like my new A4 loaner, but even if I wanted to trade-in, choices are slim if you don’t want an SUV.

The SUVOcolypse is real folks.

EDIT: There is a CPO S4 on the lot that I’ve got my eye on... Automatic because of course it is.

random001 > DarkCreamyBeer 10/29/2018 at 12:25

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I see no SUVs on that list. A bunch of high waisted soft-roaders, but no real SUVs...

Heh.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > DarkCreamyBeer 10/29/2018 at 12:28

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Same thing at my local Ford dealer... 

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > DarkCreamyBeer 10/29/2018 at 12:34

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Shit, I didn’t even know there *was* a Q8...

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > DarkCreamyBeer 10/29/2018 at 12:36

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6 A8s and only 3 Q3s? That’s actually very surprising 

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > DarkCreamyBeer 10/29/2018 at 12:36

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I see one that stands out to me! Well, 4 of you count the unobtanium R8s.

So it’s not all doom and gloom.  But I wouldn’t grab any audi anymore that didn’t at least have an S at the beginning of its model.  

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford 10/29/2018 at 12:37

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they sell Q3s too fast to actually keep them in stock/ 

Zaxbys > DarkCreamyBeer 10/29/2018 at 12:37

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Me just now: What is he talking about? most of the vehicles listed are cars.

*looks at quantities*

O h.

facw > DarkCreamyBeer 10/29/2018 at 12:43

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Are they aware that Audi still sells the A3?

random001 > DarkCreamyBeer 10/29/2018 at 12:46

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SQ5 sounds like a programming language, not a car...

HammerheadFistpunch > DarkCreamyBeer 10/29/2018 at 12:46

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Like because racecars said, I see a lot of tall wagons with AWD. And t he wagon and the crossover shall merge and become one vehicle and it shall be not as good as a wagon but not all that bad, thus saith hhfp.

Ash78, voting early and often > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford 10/29/2018 at 12:57

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Q3: For when you want to borrow mom and dad’s Q5 for your sorority event, but it’s just too Old Peoplish. So we’ll hack a couple cubic feet off the back by raking the glass. Boom! New car.

Ash78, voting early and often > HammerheadFistpunch 10/29/2018 at 12:58

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The CUV-Wagon Singularity is nigh. Nigh af.

Ash78, voting early and often > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 10/29/2018 at 12:58

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Neither did Saddam Hussein, he just considered it part of Iraq.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > DarkCreamyBeer 10/29/2018 at 13:13

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looks like they should be getting another shipment of Q3's in soon, they’ll have the full monochrome A udi paint palette represented well.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Ash78, voting early and often 10/29/2018 at 14:36

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We’re here all week, folks. 

Under_Score > DarkCreamyBeer 10/29/2018 at 14:44

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There’s a market for 75 Audi Q5's? I only seem to see Audis at the Auto Show.

DarkCreamyBeer > Under_Score 10/29/2018 at 15:11

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Around my parts I’d say at least 75% of Audis you see on the road or Q5s or Q7s.

Under_Score > DarkCreamyBeer 10/29/2018 at 16:54

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I think you’re in a similar part to  me, but luxury cars are obscure. I’m close enough to Atlanta that I occasionally see newer BMW’s or Lexus models, but far enough away that big money is spent on loaded F-250’s and Yukon’s instead of Audi’s.

pip bip - choose Corrour > DarkCreamyBeer 10/30/2018 at 07:22

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get the RS5